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Do you know !!

On my way back home this Friday evening, one of the best days of the week, after reading political news from India I am forced to express my feelings about some political parties.

Parking Ticket

Working people frequently ask retired people what 

they do to make their days interesting. 

Well, for example, the other day, Gail my wife and I 

went into town and visited a shop. 

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, 

how about giving a senior citizen a break?' 

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. 

I called him an “a*sehole” . He glared at me and started 

writing another ticket for having worn out tires.

So Gail called him a “sh*t head”.  He finished the 

second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. 

Then he started writing more tickets. 

This went on for about 20 minutes. 

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. 

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it 

and went home. 

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It's important at our age.

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A person who truly knows and loves you– is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believes the smile on your face.

Don’t look for someone who will solve all your problems; look for someone who will face them with you. That can be mother/ sister/husband or some stranger that comes to your life like a wind.......

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IN MY LIFE, I've lived,

I've loved, I've lost,

I've missed, I've hurt,

I've trusted, I've made mistakes,

but most of all,

I'VE LEARNED

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Happy New Year ~~2014